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Everything here is for WINDOWS 95/98
PROGRAMS
File Description Size Type Use With By
WinZip What everyone should have! Use it on all the ZIP files. 922kb EXE WinZip
Net Blitz Chess A fantastic chess program. Easy to learn. Two-player only. 483kb ZIP Yannick L�tourneau-Aelbrecht & S�bastien Lachance
Sim Tower READ THE SETUP FILE FIRST
This game is fun, fun fun! Build a vertical empire!
2,336kb ZIP Maxis
Cool Beans My first TOWER status tower! Do you have any idea how long it took me to build one? 138kb ZIP Sim Tower me
Mall & Offices My second TOWER. Who knew it'd be this easy to do another? I think I have the way to do it down baby, yeah! 110kb ZIP Sim Tower me
VIDEOS
Declaration Rap Ever wanted to hear George Washington rap? Little did you know he was the mac daddy supapimp g-dawg of his time. 587kb ZIP Shockwave JIBJAB
Nanna Hooter Nanna teaches the importance of firm bosoms! Very firm bosoms. 1,159kb ZIP Shockwave JoeCartoon
Joesterizer Have you blended your frog today?
Hey look, I'm spinnin'! I'm spinnin'!
409kb ZIP Shockwave JoeCartoon
Where My Dog? I can't find my doggie! Oh, I hope nothing will happen to him! 1,048kb ZIP Shockwave JoeCartoon
Cat-A-Pult Shootin' hoops with kitties =) What could be more entertaining? 309kb ZIP Shockwave unknown
Combo #5 Lou Bega, eat your heart out! ~A little beef and broccoli you've got to try~ 769kb ZIP Shockwave 4D Marketing
True W'zup Budweiser commercial turned Superfriends spoof. 1,513kb ZIP Quicktime unknown
Planet Express Commercial Does your shipping company go that extra mile for you? 1,286kb ZIP Quicktime Futurama
Brain Examination Uh.. is there a human doctor around? 713kb ZIP Quicktime Futurama
Bitchsong Carl's mom ruins everything! And Cartman is there to point it out. 2,685kb ZIP Quicktime South Park
You Suck As A Best Friend Face it, Cartman sucks. Here he takes on a kitty kat and gets his ass whupped. 733kb ZIP Quicktime South Park
Let Us Cut Off Your Pee-Pee! ACK!! NO! Don't even think about it! Jewish customs the boys did not need to know about. 458kb ZIP Quicktime South Park
Smack You Bitches Up Mr. Garrison lays down the law. Mr. Hat the finger puppet is his enforcer. 654kb ZIP Quicktime South Park
Jesus & Friends: Too Hot For TV Whoa! Jesus! What are you doing with that nympho?!?! 1,276kb ZIP Quicktime South Park
Windows 98 Demonstration Bill Gates has never looked more stupid in his life. 1,333kb ZIP Quicktime Microsoft
Passion In The Desert (trailer) A movie only worth seeing for the human/leopard content. (about 30 good mins of that) Yes, they try to pass off a male as a female. Yes, his balls show. Not a big problem. 4,590kb ZIP Quicktime First Line Features
Hamster Dance Variation Now this is my kind of Hamster Dance! 562kb ZIP Media Player unknown
A Day At The Office Just another day at the office :) 379kb ZIP Media Player unknown
MUSIC
Castlevania KICK ASS rendition of the music from Castlevania levels 3, 2, and 1 4,873kb MP3 Winamp Minibosses
MP3 List A list of all the MP3's on my machine. Every day it grows a 'lil more. There's always room for J-ello. varies TXT me
COMICS
Penny Arcade The most important comic.
Ever.
HTM Mike Krahulik & Jerry Holkins
Sabrina Online She works at a porn studio. What more needs to be said? HTM Eric Schwartz
User Friendly Good comic; the original online comic. Sometimes it sucks donkey balls. HTM Illiad
PICS
Shenny Delight
Reach For The Best.
Reach For A Serval.
61kb JPG Rob Schultz
Poster
Another nifty serval pic! 62kb JPG Rob Schultz
Stupidity
My favorite little picy :> Every time IE starts up, I get to stare at this. Fun! 42kb JPG unknown
Procrastination
Another good one from the series.
So true!
49kb JPG unknown
Pessimism
And another; a fav of a friend of mine. 43kb JPG unknown